1991: Weaveworld

Weaveworld (1991) #1-3
by Erik Saltzgaber, Mike Manley and Ricardo Villagran

Huh. Is that first issue signed on the cover there? By… Cl… B… Clive Barker? I guess?

Anyway, I remember reading the novel as a teenager, and … I wasn’t super-impressed? I remember it being kinda… choppy? That’s all I remember, though; I have no idea what it was about. Hm… no… it was about… a world in a carpet? Something like that.

Anyway, let’s look at this adaptation. It’s three sixty-four page squarebound issues, which is pretty unusual for Epic — their go-to format is 48 pages, which makes me wonder why they didn’t release this as a four-issue series instead. I guess it makes sense to experiment with formats (to see what people are willing to pay for).

The two scans above are pages 2-5. Go ahead; read them.

What’s striking is how choppy they are. A lot happens over these four pages, and it’s all dialogue-driven; we don’t really get much of an explanation as to what’s going on (and I like that), but there’s also absolutely no tension or sense of direction. It’s just people talking at each other, mostly about things that doesn’t seem to allude to some sort of magical thing, but using a different lexicon.

I usually like Villagran’s inks, but Mike Manley’s pencils are pretty uninspiring. It’s pretty stiff and there’s no sense of movement or directionality in these pages.

OK, so “seerkind” are witches, and “weave” is casting a spell, and “rapture” is magic, and the witches are persecuted by normal humans (“cuckoos”).

Check!

And… oh! This is pretty much the same concept as Nightbreed, right? A persecuted magical group of people who have to hide from mainstream society… Oh! Oh! This book is just yet another metaphor for staying in the closet? You get your weave on in the clubs, but the straights insist on raiding the clubs, so you have to hide even more?

Barker! You’ve done it again!

I can’t get over how choppy the storytelling is. Above you have a Big Monster Fight where Our Scrappy Hero uses his intimate knowledge of the train schedule to vanquish the beast… and there’s no sense of tension or drama, and there’s no denouement; in the panels following, we’re on to talking about something completely different.

This is like reading a 200 page plot summary. The book is just 6-700 pages, I think? If I remember correctly, it’s got a lot of plot, and I think they’ve basically chosen to shoehorn it all into this adaptation instead of leaving out non-vital scenes?

It’s a frustrating read, but at least it’s brisk.

Did I mention that one of the witchy powers is called “the menstruum”? And, yes, it’s emitted from (almost) all orifices.

I’m just repeating myself now, but … the storytelling is so choppy. I can’t remember even Classics Illustrated being this badly adapted.

It doesn’t look like this has ever been reprinted?

This person liked it:

The graphic novel provides visualization to Barker’s classic fantasy novel. I was impressed by the drawings of some of the events which happened in the book, not exactly as I imagined when I was reading the novel but I could not complain about the gorgeous artwork.

A TV adaptation was mooted a couple years ago:

In the updated, television version of the “Weaveworld” premise, an app designer and a young pastry chef enter a mythological world through a portal in an old Savannah mansion and must join together to fight an epic battle against evil forces attempting to control the magical world. There have been many attempts to adapt the novel over the past two decades but its scope and setting were considered too expensive for television.

But I don’t think that happened? It makes a lot of sense, though: The plot would suit a TV series very well.

1991: Hellraiser Nightbreed – Jihad

Hellraiser Nightbreed – Jihad (1991) #1-2
by D. G. Chichester and Paul Johnson

Right. So this is the crossover between the two Clive Barker properties that Epic were publishing at the time: Hellraiser and Nightbreed. When I read the Nightbreed series, in the middle everything changed and every other page there was a “* This happened in Jihad” to explain why, and it was quite like reading other serial comics from the major publishers: You’re happily reading something you’re interested in, and then everything goes to shit because there was a company-wide crossover that short-circuited everything you liked about the book you’re reading.

Well, like that, except that the Nightbreed series was shit to begin with, so it didn’t really matter.

Chichester and Johnson go for a storytelling style that was all the rage at the time (a sort of post-modernism multiplicity of voices thing (lite)), but the problem with using it here is that if you’re not confident that there’s going to be anything worth engaging with, it’s easy to have your eyes just glaze over and wish they’d get to the point. And, c’mon: This is a Hellraiser/Nightbreed crossover. I have zero faith in this.

The reason for the crossover is that Pinhead thinks that the Nightbreed are too chaotic, so Hell declares war on them.

Sure? I guess? Why not.

Clive Barker’s designs for the original bunch of Cenobites was inspired. All of them, from Pinhead to the chattering guy, were just, to use a technical term, awesome. Here Chichester and Johnson come up with a new guy, and… it’s a fat bald guy… with an arrow sticking out of his head (pointing upwards)… And some golden chains attached to his mouth and nose… and… a ponytail… coming out of his forehead.

Oh, and he has a big axe.

It’s like a random doodle, and then Johnson has to paint that random doodle a gazillion times. I feel his pain.

The dialogue is excessive and unusually turgid, but… at least there are some jokes. Not good ones, but still.

Johnson’s artwork is photo reference heavy, but c’mon.

I had low expectations going in, but… this is pretty much an unreadable mess.

But that is a Grade-A insult.

Adam-Troy Castro writes in Amazing Heroes #201, page 54:

THE “SONNY BONO TELL-ALL
AUTOBIOGRAPHY” MEDAL For
Event We Simply Couldn’t Care I ess
About was a close call. It almost went
to the Rocketeer movie, which was so
highly unmemorable in every respect
that I didn’t dare take a bathroom
break halfway through, lest I find
heart. , .only slightly better than Ste-
phen King turned out to be, a few
years back, when he made the terri-
ble Maximum Overdrive.
It’s worth noting here that, just as
King’s gÜvful flick came from a de-
cent short story called “Trucks,”
Barker’s were derived from a pair of
superior novellas called “Cabal” and
“The Hellbound Heart.” I have no
qualms about directing you to those
original sources. But since the com-
ics are based on the bloated and
gamey movies, the concept of
Cenobites Versus Nightbreed leaves
me with a colossal feeling of..
Ahhhhhh, Who Cares?

Good call. (And awful OCR.)

This was the most insightful review I could find on the interwebs:

I agree with this review, except the bit about the artwork:

The only reason this comic did not get 1 star from me is the artwork. The artwork is beautiful, breath-taking even. The story, however, is confusing. There is no real plot, no time line of events, and it’s difficult to figure out what is going on. Even the characters’ interactions with one another are murky, to say the least. What a disservice to Clive Barker!